I don’t know if you guys remember the “mosh girl” who was pretty much the funniest thing on the Internet for a while. It was this chubby chick at a party kicking her leg up like a freak. Pretty normal at a punk rock party, I suppose. But someone decided to very poorly Photoshop her in different scenarios. It’s probably not as funny without seeing it, so here’s a link to some of what they did.
After her, there were a bunch of followers like the 9/11 guy that we tried to recreate at Super Street. He’s the dude who supposedly was on top of the World Trade Center wearing a parka jacket and beanie posing for a picture with a plane flying right at him. Then there was the fat kid who I don’t remember where he came from. And of course, Pedo Bear, the freaky Japanese cartoon pedophile bear.
It’s been a while since I’ve seen a revival of any variation regarding these. Well, except that one time we wanted to Photoshop Greg “Yamz” Yamamoto and his hands-in-the-air dancing up in Seattle.
I think the reason these come so few and far between is because you can’t just use any picture. It has to be the perfect picture that is able to be dropped into any background and be funnier each time around. The angle has to be right along with the facial expression. I do believe that I have found that perfect picture with our RiceBoyTv ex-intern Eli Jacobs. He calls himself E-Dizzle, but we say Cum Drizzle. He’s been dying for any ounce of fame since the first moment he waddled his pudgy feet into our old haunted office.
This picture was taken at a Denny’s last week after playing multiple games of basketball in Trabuco Canyon. He was chomping down on breakfast sausage. Probably would’ve preferred a polka kielbasa foot long down his throat.
He sprained his ankle pretty badly and apparently I damaged my ribs. That’s only relevant because I am forced to be inactive therefore I have a bit of time to test out this new PhotoChop app on the iPhone. This app is perfect for the new “mosh girl” because I suck at Photoshop anyway. I can dick around and sloppily clip pictures then slap them on any background. I figure the worse it looks the better. Well, enough nonsense. You can see here for yourself. As you can see, I’m gradually getting better. I’m just a bit bummed that Eli made it to Easter Island before I did.
If this doesn’t get him laid, nothing will…ever.
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That is the funniest shit, dude! LOL