I get home today and dig through my mailbox of wadded up coupons and bills only to find what appeared to be an invite or card somewhere at the bottom. It was addressed to me, but the return address was: rsvppro@yahoo.com and to some P.O. Box in Cypress, California. I opened it up and saw a baby announcement for Jonathan Michael. Hmm. Ok. I have no idea who had a kid last week. Well, there is Tyrone and Yoko, but I know they didn’t name their kid Jonathan Michael. Strange. I keep reading about the baby specs and it still doesn’t ring a bell. Finally, I get to the bottom and it has the parents’ names, Mary and Dennis Williams. Um. Who? I know two, maybe three guys named Dennis and none of them were planning on having a kid anytime soon. I keep looking at the announcement wondering who these people were, but also starting to get mad at myself for not remember my friends were having a kid. But for the life of me, I could not recall who Mary, Dennis, or Jonathan Michael Williams were. I look at the envelope again to try and get some clues, but the e-mail address and P.O. Box make it look more like spam. Why the hell would someone send a spam letter about a baby arrival? Do they want money or something like one of those Nigerian bank scams? Not really aiming too high by trying to get people to send baby toys to a P.O. Box. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. After like five minutes, I’m more frustrated becuase I swear on my life that I don’t know these people. Most of my friends don’t even have my home address anyway. I dig deeper into the envelope and see that there is a gift registration card at Baby’s R Us for Rachel Le. That’s Jimmy Le’s wife from DC Sports. But again, WTF are these people telling me about their kid for? Jimmy and Rachel aren’t having their baby for another few weeks and even if they did have him, they wouldn’t send me an announcement about somebody else’s kid. Argh!
I decide to text Jimmy and we had the following conversation:
Rik: LOL. Who are Mary and Dennis Williams?
Jimmy: WTF? What happened?
Jimmy: I have no clue. Who is that?
Rik: Hahah. They sent me an announcement about their baby and it had a note about Rachel being registered at Baby’s R Us.
Jimmy: This f*cking dumb c*nt, man. I swear and this wh*re throws parties for a living.
Jimmy: Hey, take a picture and send it.
Rik: Hahah. I sent it.
Jimmy: OMG. This b*tch is dumber than dirt. That’s the sample that comes with the invites. I’m gonna f*cking kill her.
Rik: LOL. That’s hilarious.
It was supposed to be an invite to Jimmy and Rachel’s baby shower next Sunday. I don’t know about how your life has been going, but this is the funniest sh*t that has happened to me in weeks. This chick should feel like a total idiot because she also sent two invites to Will and Janel Law’s house to some people that didn’t even live there. LOL. Remind me not to hire her for anything major coming up. Well, unless you don’t want anyone showing up. Hahaha. Mary and Dennis Williams. WTF?
That is EPIC!!!! LOL
rofl
and who the hell just names their baby jonathan michael!? LOL
lol. thats soooo funny. good laugh needed for this sunday =P
Bryan, what’s wrong with that name? lol
I didn’t read this until now and was laughing so hard I had tears…. She was pretty clueless!
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Barking up the wrong tree.